“Smooth Operator” by Sade
1.
Me: Hi. My name is Kevin. What’s your favorite color?
Girl: Uh, hi.
Me: Of pills?
2.
Me: Wow, there are a lot of people at this bar.
3.
Me: Hi, what’s your name?
Girl: [name]
Me: Whenever I get nervous, I order an orange soda.
[smiles to reveal orange teeth]
4.
Me: Are you 21?
Girl: Yes.
Me: I’m not a cop. I’m just looking for a secret agent.
[silence] Do you like sports?
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mattedits reblogged this from becktime and added:
The orange soda line is fucking gold…
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