A Place for Facts
Dear Webbers,
Come home! No? Okay well then thank you for your lovely duvet cover. It is the perfect finishing touch to the “Babymaker,” a.k.a. - our bed.
We will think of you often while we lay tangled in the duvet after an evening of enjoying each other’s company. It is not at all awkward or weird that your gift was for our bed, where we will consummate our love for one another. We will give great consideration to naming our eldest son after you given how integral your gift will be to his conception. 
Much love,
Kate & Shayne

Dear Webbers,
Come home! No? Okay well then thank you for your lovely duvet cover. It is the perfect finishing touch to the “Babymaker,” a.k.a. - our bed.
We will think of you often while we lay tangled in the duvet after an evening of enjoying each other’s company. It is not at all awkward or weird that your gift was for our bed, where we will consummate our love for one another. We will give great consideration to naming our eldest son after you given how integral your gift will be to his conception.
Much love,
Kate & Shayne

  1. 6od reblogged this from aplaceforfacts and added:
    sister a wedding gift.
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