A Place for Facts

Tweet sensation

1 month ago

Alright, so my twitter is no longer protected. You can all read it. I created a separate e-mail because I for reals don’t need employers reading my bonkers-ass thoughts.

TWITTER: @aplaceforfacts

E-MAIL: Good guess! It’s aplaceforfacts[@]gmail.com.

I put those brackets in there because other people do. I cannot attest to their necessity. My younger sis joined twitter today and asked to follow me. In good conscience, I had to accept, but I’m going to have to arrange a sit-down where I explain I don’t murder. If you were aware of my tumblarity, you would understand how laughable this gesture is.

Nov17

I went to bed at 9 last night, folks

1 month ago

I had this dream where I was trying to draw a comic at the foot of my childhood bed. And my ex-girlfriend and her current boyfriend were sitting up at the other end. They were snickering at me and I fucked up shading so I tried to turn it into a curtain. So there was a curtain in my comic for no reason and I was humiliated.

This is a pretty standard-esque dream that I will have any given night.

Nov16

6od:

FACT.

This is exactly 140 characters. I begrudgingly removed the H from “with.”
This is the closest I’ll get to Inside the Actors Studio.

6od:

FACT.

This is exactly 140 characters. I begrudgingly removed the H from “with.”

This is the closest I’ll get to Inside the Actors Studio.

Nov15

Ideal love-making attire:

Senor Frogs neon green t-shirt (tucked)
Khaki cargo shorts
Crocks

Nov14

Nov10

Highlight of the weekend

1 month ago

All the groomsmen meet at the groom’s childhood home before the wedding and Jorge tries to act natural when the Best Man confides in him that Disturbed is a great band.

Nov1

Killed my beard. This is my best attempt at a Paul Gulyas-style self-portrait. Note how the smirk and iPhone figure prominently.

Also: The dirty mirror bonus.

Oct23

Looove depressing high school breakup songs.

This was my heartbreak JAM. Then dude killed himself and I was like, “Way to see me through my angst and then just cash out. What the frig.”

Oct23

Really scientific survey, Facebook.

God, I hate fucking Facebook.

Oct22

OK Tumblr lets do this

1 month ago

mattedits:

hatkoff:

I posted a link yesterday but I am going to post it again now. I am participating in Movember. Essentially what it is starting november 1st I will shave off all my facial hair and start growing a fresh mustache. I will be doing this to benefit both the Prostate Cancer Foundation and the Lance Armstrong Foundation. This is to raise awareness and money for cancer support and research for these foundation. But this doesnt work without your help. Below will be a link to my Movember page where you can donate any amount of money you want. Even the littlest amount from a lot of people can help. So what I need from all if you is do to the following, A) Donate a little bit even a dime if you can afford it and B) REBLOG THIS!! The more people that see this hopefully the more people that will donate a little bit. FOR EVERY REBLOG OF THIS I WILL DONATE 10CENTS TO THE FOUNDATION BY OCTOBER 31ST!!!. I will also be creating a tumblr for the Team I am part of on Movember so you can track the progress of all the funky staches and see all the money you helped raise. Thank you to everyone who helps!

Here is my donation page: http://us.movember.com/mospace/82086

Click “Donate to Me” to donate directly to my creepy awesome pedophile/Vincent Price/Mario Stache!!!